This is downtown Montreal, not far from where I work. And the Maritimes are Canada’s Florida. Quebec is Canada’s Texas.

Winter Driving PSA: if you lock your brakes, you lose all control. If you let your wheels spin, you might be able to navigate your icy decent into hell.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

Is this in Quebec? It looks like it’s in Quebec.

Also:

This season is going to be filled with “Holy shit, Russell Westbrook! (Oh by the way, the Thunder are getting their asses kicked)“ moments.

I can’t think of another player THIS fucking angry at the basketball for being born.

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

Just say it’s because he’s white. You know you want to

Be honest, it’s because he’s white. His brashness doesn’t offend you, but maybe Floyd does...

Didn’t you know that was one of her secret campaign promises? Along with mandatory gay marriage & abortions for all?

Yeah, and then the Southern Strategy happened.

No one cares about your feelings.

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Nope! Voted for Hillary in the primary too.

Can we have F1 like that again? Without all the fiery death, of course.

That’s pure Gilles Villeneuve.
That wheel lock up just transpires Dijon 1979:

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead