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“Attorney General Ken Paxton says the lower court judge got it wrong and Mirasol is to blame for not stopping in time to avoid the collision”

I try never to pass up a chance to shit on Texas, despite their wealth of amazing singer/songwriters. Their shitty politics & ‘tude make it impossible to resist.

Yeah, they are. I drove into Dallas from Oklahoma City (about three-and-a-half hours), and once I crossed into Texas, it seems like every driver on the road was trying to kill me. Especially in Dallas. If you leave a safe following distance between you and another car, to a Texan, that’s just an opportunity to squeeze

So, even the assholes are bigger in Texas.

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The cop should have probably waited, but it looks like the other guy probably had enough time to see the police lights and stop, and maybe wasn’t paying enough attention. Looks like neither was paying proper attention, but like mentioned elsewhere, probably only the black guy gets in trouble. I believe at least in

What a shit world we live in when the guy who wasn’t at fault in that wreck thinks he needs to put his hands behind his head just so he doesn’t get shot.

Harry Ricardo did everything in the 20's. And anything he missed, Walter Hassan and Harry Mundy did in the ‘50's.

I was going to bring this up, it’s definitely not the world’s first.

NASCAR Dodge Doge, of course!

Aleppo 2024 will showcase Assad’s newer friendlier machine gun hand

Noisy gif, right here!

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Comment thread, good.

I’m so glad. Matt’s such a friendly guy.

That’s like having a suicide pact and saying “nobody said it was going to be messy” when you're not the first to go.

I’m cautiously optimistic now. I always felt Matt had some of the better segments.

No one told us things were gonna be this way

A little bit of Anti-freeze is the secret to super tender meat. Trust me, I’m a doctor, or whatever.

DGAF Jalopnik is best Jalopnik.