Oh look, I found a picture of the iceberg!

Thats due to the rims and the sleekness of the body

Damn man, opinions like that are why you didn’t get elected President.

NBC= No Black Champions?

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

never order anything that isn’t Heineken or Guinness. unless it’s free, then drink whatever comes your way

Right? Competition is good; everybody wins.

And an M5 wagon would be awesome too. Of course, we don’t even get the regular one...

I nominate myself. You should see me tug during beach volleyball!

I’m guessing this is the guy who got Draymond’s snapchat from last week

Lada Syclone.... Yes. ;-D

It’s a Miata, so... small pizza?

“Their comments section is basically the same 35 people who constantly circle jerk the same topics and inside jokes, in between spewing hate towards anything that doesn’t resemble a diesel stick shift Miata wagon.”

“...inside jokes, in between spewing hate towards anything that doesn’t resemble a [BROWN] diesel stick shift Miata wagon.”

Other than Patrick George being the asshat (he's like tenth in line for that title), everything else is damn accurate.

To entertain my kid, I’d make it into a wheelstander.

On top of that I went from an Audi S6 (the fun 20V Turbo one) to a Roadmaster Estate Wagon to my current E36 since posting that thread :D

I almost finished the Scotch... I’ve yet to buy the Chevette and do it. It’s still on my ‘to-do’ list. Perhaps if I get the job with Jalopnik I can use the money they pay me to buy a Chevette and actually do this story finally...

Jason: I found this guy online that has a Chevette with an interestingly tuned exhaust. At 2400 RPM in 3rd gear, it plays the brown note. Yeah, that brown note. As soon as he holds the throttle in that spot, anyone within a 200-foot —-

So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?