Seriously... Wtf was Toyota thinking?

I do not find this amusing. Astronaut portraits are supposed to be formal and professional.

After my last deployment I had enough money to buy a 150. I came this close to getting one, but the deal fell through and I bought a foreclosed house instead.

Stunning Cunt!

Who doesn't love to watch low-hour pilots?

Reminds me of this guy.

MyFordTouch?

T-Top's airier cousin, the Targa Top

The only problem is you can't order this one in brown. It would look like an actual poop.

We'll make our own roadster,

If a Boxster S does not win this, the competition is rigged.

A wise man once told me, the best Porsche is the one with a factory warranty. This is one of very few under $30k that meet that criteria. And it's a Boxster S, so you get 280hp and the wind in your hair.

I suspect it will crash test about as well as the full size cars he shares the road with...

any new Porsche, Yachting Blue: