MyFordTouch?

T-Top's airier cousin, the Targa Top

The only problem is you can't order this one in brown. It would look like an actual poop.

We'll make our own roadster,

If a Boxster S does not win this, the competition is rigged.

A wise man once told me, the best Porsche is the one with a factory warranty. This is one of very few under $30k that meet that criteria. And it's a Boxster S, so you get 280hp and the wind in your hair.

I suspect it will crash test about as well as the full size cars he shares the road with...

any new Porsche, Yachting Blue:

Ferrari FF. Fast, AWD and a hatch.

Seriously. Not the eyeball yanking, finger cutting off, prison rape and gun fights? Nah, that's all fine. No asses though!!!

#ShiftGate

careful... This might break the internet.