I stared at it for a full 2 minutes wondering, is it waxed, or does he just not have chest hair yet?

No, no, no. Louis is the cute one!

Dobrev's ponytail game is on point.

Until we all say to our employers that our personal lives are important to us, none of us will be respected. I guess what I'm getting at is that workers need to stand up for their personal lives more. I know single people without kids who feel guilty for asking for a couple of days off because one of their parents…

I, for one, will defend the beard to the death. Every single man looks sexier with stubble. I hide my boyfriend's clippers so he can't even trim his down. Sorrynotsorry.

I hate to be that girl, but Danny Strong was Doyle on Gilmore Girls. *sigh*

Score! So that means 'feminine products' of all kinds (pads, tampons, birth control ('cause we know that's the ladies' responsibility, right?), make up, dresses, etc) should be tax free because otherwise it's sexist, right?

"Yeah, it's a button on Facebook you push if you want to fuck someone."

No. Everything he said is shitty.

This was my first thought.

As an uncircumcised dude, this is news to me. I mean, I get the occasional hummer, and no one has ever been like "woah, no way skin-head, I aint going near that" or reacted in any way but positively. But, would I just be drowning in them if I was cut? Would blow jobs be raining from the sky? Would I literally be…

It would need to be someone from outta town, cause I think all the eligible and normal bachelors in Pawnee seem to be taken.