I used to dog sit for this Lab. During a long sit (the owner was overseas), I walked into the house at midnight to discover all my used menstrual pads shredded across her bathroom floor. Well, not all of them...I was pretty sure that I'd used more than what was represented in the mess. The owner had told me that he'd… Read more
Oh, please, white-people-who-don't-know-better, do not try to befriend me for the explicit purpose of procuring a black friend. Be kind, be cool, don't be an ass and if there is a basis for friendship it will happen. Call me "girlfriend" in our first conversation, ask me to teach you to twerk or go deep on hair… Read more
NO, THINGS COULDN'T REALLY BE THAT BAD. SHE MUST JUST BE A BAD PERSON IS ALL.
He really looks like a paint swatch from the Many Moods Of Eggshell collection became sentient.
I am also a gay man and sometimes want to shoot myself when I see other gay men using their gay maleness as an excuse for their shitty gay misogyny. I sometimes want to say "maybe instead of gay mansplaining, you could actually read what the woman wrote and not be such a gay dick." Read more
Well, sure, but then don't use that bullshit argument of "oh, for some reason, there's no gay characters, therefore no gay sex scene, sorry, don't know how this happened". He's the one writing the books and creating that world. If he doesn't want to write same-sex scenes, he should own up to it.
Has no one thought of doing a psycho thriller starring Johnny Depp and Jack White? Where old-timey grainy film is used to show "flashbacks"? And at some point they both end up dressed like Raggedy Ann and Andy? Except their mouths are sewn shut? Oh, ok, just me, then...