I used to dog sit for this Lab. During a long sit (the owner was overseas), I walked into the house at midnight to discover all my used menstrual pads shredded across her bathroom floor. Well, not all of them...I was pretty sure that I'd used more than what was represented in the mess. The owner had told me that he'd…

"Western art that is"

Ooh, I didn't even think of the familial politics going on. So more like:

Oh, please, white-people-who-don't-know-better, do not try to befriend me for the explicit purpose of procuring a black friend. Be kind, be cool, don't be an ass and if there is a basis for friendship it will happen. Call me "girlfriend" in our first conversation, ask me to teach you to twerk or go deep on hair…

Amy Poehler better win next year. If she makes it through Parks and Rec without a single Emmy, it will be a travesty.

NO, THINGS COULDN'T REALLY BE THAT BAD. SHE MUST JUST BE A BAD PERSON IS ALL.

Now, you have to work your way up to Hiddleston; he's an advanced level English boyfriend.

He really looks like a paint swatch from the Many Moods Of Eggshell collection became sentient.

I am also a gay man and sometimes want to shoot myself when I see other gay men using their gay maleness as an excuse for their shitty gay misogyny. I sometimes want to say "maybe instead of gay mansplaining, you could actually read what the woman wrote and not be such a gay dick."

Well, sure, but then don't use that bullshit argument of "oh, for some reason, there's no gay characters, therefore no gay sex scene, sorry, don't know how this happened". He's the one writing the books and creating that world. If he doesn't want to write same-sex scenes, he should own up to it.

First of all, that's not an unpopular opinion. At the time of posting, there is already another comment saying the same.

Black bodies and white people have never gotten along.
Desired and hated at the same time.

I feel like this is something that's been addressed somewhere, but I've never been able to find it, re: Usernames.

Has no one thought of doing a psycho thriller starring Johnny Depp and Jack White? Where old-timey grainy film is used to show "flashbacks"? And at some point they both end up dressed like Raggedy Ann and Andy? Except their mouths are sewn shut? Oh, ok, just me, then...

I have a feminist necklace I like to wear. It's made of the severed testicles of every man who ever opened a door for me or told me I look pretty. Chivalry ain't dead, it's just castrated.

I think Frank and Claire have a great marriage and that makes me feel like there is something wrong with me.

WELL FOR ONE SHE SLEPT WITH NATE ARCHIBALD WHILE HIM AND BLAIR WERE STILL TOGETHER.

I'm not in admissions but I know people who are...they would LOVE to read a thoughtful essay about working as a busboy in a diner or a cashier in KMart rather than one of those "my parents paid a fortune to send me to volunteer in a poor country and learned so much from the spiritual poor people" essays that they…

Except Looking for Alaska also challenged the MPDG trope, from Alaska herself (calling out Pudge for only liking the hyper happy part of her and wanting to forget the depressed, troubled part of her) to everyone else in the later part of the book. Pudge is roundly condemned for thinking of Alaska that way, because he…