West Coast elitists destroyed East Coast elitists when the moon blocked out the sun and the End Times happened. You know, yesterday.

This is pretty cool, if only there wasn't such prominent metal clanking.

Star Trek V forever.

"Given DreamWorks Animation’s track record with adapting children’s books to film (most recently in The Boss Baby), the appealingly silly Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie counts as a pleasant surprise."

There's some great JCVDB (Jean Claude Van Damme Butt) discussions on episodes 132/133 of the How Did This Get Made? podcast, which is wonderful. Also, they made this video, a JCVD Super Butt Supercut:
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For sure. I watched the whole season in a day and those two episodes made me stop and text my friend about how great they were. Also, Andy Samberg's Nic Cage voice in Death Castle made me lose my shit.

I'm with SisterMaryFrancis's comment above. It's totally gonna be her leg. Everything is bigger in the Abramsverse.

But there is a speeders vs. walkers battle on a desolate white planet, a training montage with a reclusive Jedi master (and a cave!), and the questionable parentage of our hero. Empire Redux!

"Securely nestled" may be a huge overstatement…

I fail to see how Beauty and the Beast is more "sacrosanct" than Sleeping Beauty or Cinderella. If the flagship feature of Disney animation is the Disney Princess (and it has been for 70 years), there is no more sacrosanct princess than Cinderella. She is the alpha and the omega and Belle and Aurora and Mulan and even…

Or last year's Pete's Dragon.

Unrelated: I find the redundancy of the phrase "the hoi polloi" as irritating as The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

I really enjoy this show, but Mon-El is making it increasingly more difficult to watch on a weekly basis. Everything about his insinuation to the team has led Kara to make worse and worse decisions and driven a wedge between her and the people who genuinely care for her because she's too busy trying to save this…

Ghost Protocol

Still, Katie. It's Edwards's. He's not plural.

"People who complained about the lack of Godzilla in Gareth Edwards’ 2014 American take on the King Of The Monsters failed to understand one thing: There’s never all that much Godzilla in a Godzilla movie."

100% when Zack Miller worked with Frank Snyder on the first 300, the soul of Frack Millder entered the body of Zank Snyer and now it's just Voltron making these movies.

High five for the "Others will know" reference to The Arrival, a great alien invasion movie that nobody saw because it came out the same summer as Independence Day.

My brother and I used to sing "Magic Pants" to this tune all the time when we were little. Now that I think of it, I enjoy our dumb 7 year old version of the song than this crass piece of dumb.

I thought Deadpool was supposed to be funny. The action seems pretty fun, but this is not a promising set of routines, Mr. Reynolds. (He hates Green Lantern, get it?)