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I don't understand the math here. Everyone in the Simpsons episode equals one. But the Space Jam ensemble counts for five? And Detlef Schrempf gets a nod but not recurring Roy Hibbert? While we're on the subject of Parks and Rec, Andy confessing to Reggie Wayne he was married in Wayne's jersey is the best.

Alia Shawkat's Broad City appearance with Ilana Glazer should at least get a mention.

I read the headline and thought, "Oh I hope they're talking about Wall-E and not Babe: Pig in the City!" Phew.

I remember actually having Arnold read Arnold Schwarzenegger's Top Ten Rejected Movie Lines blowing my mind when I was 11. "My, what a lovely lace doily."

I that tell the story Blast It Biggs, Where Are?

What a very Sorkin cast.

Maybe Willicity H. Muffman? That way, you get both the willi and the muff, man.

Oh my god I was one of those 13-year-olds that giggled incessantly at Edward Penishands! But that may be because my older brother put it on mute with the Star Wars Cantina Band song playing on repeat.

Just about to say the same thing.

Is one of them Tom Cruise spiking a volleyball?

Agh! Stop saying "Lego-AHs". It hurts my normal human ears, which have no magical properties except sensing douchy smugness.