Hey, somebody had to serve and clean up!

I was treated to this scorching hot take several months ago and I laughed it off . . . “your tin foil hat is showing,” I LOLed . . . now . . . . shit . . . who knows?

He’s a true sociopath. He lies about things he doesn’t have to lie about. He could have kept spinning out the nonsense that Hillary Clinton controls the debate schedule and his dim-witted followers would have believed him. Why add on a statement that could be so easily checked? By the way, I really, truly wish Hillary…

And yet people fucking hate Hillary with a weird level of earnest, regardless of how thin the reason given.

When has he EVER suffered a consequence for his lies, tho? Never. So he’s just bullshitting. No big deal, really. Anyhoo, who wants to have dinner at Sixteen in the Trump Tower? He could set that up. Best chef ever. He stole that chef from a 8 Michelin starred restaurant in Paris. He’s YUGE! After dinner, you can tour…

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

I mean... I have kids (2 girls and one mystery baby currently gestating) and my cat went missing for a few hours on Wednesday and I went full Joyce Byers over it.

i love the score.

True story - Trump’s voice woke my baby from a dead sleep and made him cry. He has yet to have a similar reaction to ANY voice.

Yes, because Trump’s voice is sweet, gentle and music to the ears. He never raises his voice. And he smiles constantly! So it’s completely fair to expect the same of Hillary.

Voting for Trump does mean you’re blind to color.

Right. Because every mother’s son hasn’t been told that for 200+ years. They may have forgotten?

But what Mr. Trump did, he spoke in a language that all Americans can understand. That is English.

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

You are a far nicer person than me. My first thought was “Lilo must be thrilled with all this coverage she’s getting”. I’ll go sit in the corner now.

Why are you asking a question you know the answer to? This is peak white maleness.

love it. she must have been quite fed up, trying to talk over the loudest people in the room. remember folks, 300 people shouting is louder than 3000 people being quiet. Bernie/third party voters are out-numbered, and they’re screaming awful loud.

She’s very high-strung. I like her on the deeper levels, I respect her character, but I think she might drive me nuts in person too.

I’m not sure how or why I came to feel this way, but Kristen Bell just seems like a pain in the ass to be around.