I am an atheistic cynic and I love those Lambos to death, Cardi B. That green one is the stuff of my wildest dreams.

What’s funny is that I’m seeing more actual local, niche grocers. More Asian, Latino, and other markets. These days it’s about finding your market and doing it best. 

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

Shooting a white guy who defended the honor of a black man (ie a “race traitor” to them, I’m sure) is probably going to make this fuckstick a celebrity in the prison white power gangs. 

I am dying over the number of angry bigots in the grays commenting on this with their horrible grammar and spelling. (In-bread? Seriously? lololol)

To those who’s comments are “pending approval” and who took issue with my “h” in Meghan statement, which was an intended joke... Spare me the fake outrage! All of you who took issue with that statement are the same kind of people who make fun of all the Kishas, Sjauns, Krishnas, Mei-Meis, and Cuauhtemocs of the world.…

It’s never pointless to discredit a fascist’s mouthpiece. Principles and decency aren’t partisan, they simply exist.

“No way any manager knows of all the coupons that have been produced by corporate.

“They’re great in theory” is a great way to put it. When I think about the compromises and expense involved, coupled with the fact that I’d never live up to my own expectations and be able to do it ‘the right way,’ it seems like a bad idea all around.

I am also going to defend Jaws 3. Honestly better than Jaws 2 (Better paced more people eaten) and is nowhere near the disaster Jaws the Revenge was. More of a precursor to Deep Blue Sea.

The Colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that’s makes you crave it fortnightly... and makes you non-racist

DiCaprio - Joker

Totally useless trivia unless you’re in a pub quiz and this comes up: Clooney is the only actor to be in two TV shows -one a comedy and one a drama- with the same(-ish) name: ‘ER’ and ‘E/R’.

Boy I really want to live in the sweet land of milk and honey that is the universe where this is actually the worst tweet ever.

You are getting a lot of shit for October (As an allergy sufferer who works with fiscal years- yes. As a human who enjoys light layering - co-sign, January deserves hatred. Fucking January, man) so I am going to focus on two parts of your list:

I love Bill Pullman and while I also loved Sleepless in Seattle, I was momentarily confused while watching it why Annie wouldn’t be happy with Walter. He was actually adorable and frankly, a very thoughtful partner.

Alternatively, Pullman could have said “TODAY IS MY INDEPENDENCE DAY”.

What about While You Were Sleeping? It’s Bullock’s movie but he’s a good partner there. 

Great write up, but Joe vs. The Volcano is superior to all movies. Period. I’m including star wars in this.

Some say the world will end in Trump,
Some say in Harley Quinn movies.
From what I’ve seen of that daft chump
I hold with those who favor Trump.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction Harley Quinn movies
Are also great
And would suffice.