Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

I work in a hotel and let me tell you this: Any hotel that says that they have never had bedbugs is either lying or has been open less than a year.

No, I think it was pretty easy to read the sarcasm.

It obviously also means that you hate Cuba, you racist fuck. /s

Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

I bet you claim to believe in law and order, while saying this type of crap. The police are not the judge, jury, and executioner. In a society with ACTUAL law and order, resisting arrest is not a capital offense. According to our laws, it is not a capital offense. But even if it was, those people would still have a…

Now I wanna see a Fresh Prince reboot where wacky youth Jaden Smith moves in with his Uncle Shaq

I think it’s easiest explained with a baseball metaphor.

No snark. Proud owner of a rescue lab mix. This is Chief. I know it sounds trite, but he knows he was rescued and he is the best goddamn dog I have ever known. Pure heart. Please, if you are considering getting an animal, go to a shelter near you.

Like the many doggos in these pictures this is a good post.

I assume cats can also detect cancer in humans, but they just choose not to.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Race is a social construct, but it is an incredibly powerful one. I hear what you’re saying: race shouldn’t be a factor in how people interact. The problem is, when we speak about race this way in 2017 we are erasing the lived experiences of people of color in which their race is seen every moment of the day. …

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

I do. It’s just a random sequence of letters and numbers. Doesn’t make one goddamn lick of sense when you read it.

I’ve always wondered why Darius Rucker never put out a solo album entitled “Hootie Is My Slave Name”

Just change the name to Mic & Mic, then the only thing you have to worry about is having a microphone for each host.

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