I don’t know, I think it captures both pretty well. The Triple Crown achievement is both about the horse, who pulled off the feat, and the onlookers, many of whom were not born for the last Triple Crown. The added element of technology increases the juxtaposition of the world of today with the world of the last triple…

Paper trail for a god damn bribe? This must’ve been the easiest fucking investigation the Justice Department has ever undertaken. They probably have interns doing most of the work.

Yep. We’re gonna ignore it. Because it was reviewed appropriately and determined to be a goal. In slow motion everything looks purposeful, but in the real world he was just trying to slow up as he came crashing in on the rebound and there was no time to react and do any kicking.

The best action movie of all time.

I’m glad to see Terminator 2 still getting the love it deserves. My favorite action movie of all time.

* On the show’s treatment of women:

You do you, nice puppy play people of Staten Island (NP3SI). Please get your puppy some knee pads though; I worry for her skin on that pavement.

This is a story in three parts.

Let me begin by saying that I’m very non-adventurous when it comes to food - meat and potatoes and I’m good thank you. Years and years ago my girlfriend (whom I was living with) had me try some dim-sum and I quite liked it. Meat in a bun!

So the approach was to say no to a duck wearing an old goalie mask, no to a duck without a mask but looking angry, not to a duck of any kind, and yes to a duck foot shaped vaguely like a letter D that I wouldn’t have ever realized was a duck foot until an article was posted about it on Deadspin in 2015? This is why…

Not gonna lie, I always liked the goalie mask logo. Its probably because I absolutely loved the Might Ducks movies as a kid and loved when they changed uniforms half way through a game...because ducks fly together.

This is the second-best thing that happened last night:

omg I read that as “3rd grade porno” and wondered what kind of fucked up elementary school you went to.

Twice?

I hope the plaintiffs never have to work a day in their lives again. This is shit out of a 3rd rate porno.

‘Does that mean Cain will be prevented from going on other shows and talking politics and spitting this fire as an employee of ESPN?! ‘ - dammit Greg, you can’t predict the future!

Follow-up: Can you also please give better background on the players you’re naming? “Chris Paul ran out of gas”, “James Harden on the bench”. Who the fuck are these people? What is their motivation???

Yeah, and how come you’re assuming that we know how basketball even works? Is it that hard to include something like “whoever scores the most points wins the game” or “the Rockets are the red team”? I know people will tell me to learn something about the sport before I try to read analysis, but gee whiz man, could you…

I’m sure glad Gawker is one monolithic entity that has one, and only one opinion on everything. That way I never get confused.

This will always be in my heart the best drawing tablet, hands down.