Flip flops are as close to barefoot as you can get and still be allowed into most public places. They do suck a little because of the flex but it’s kind of worth it for the foot freedom * signed - someone who hates shoes and socks almost as much as bras*

current? 

this. Never take your kid to Chick-fil-A in the first place and they never develope a taste for it and beg to go back. There’s absolutely stuff you can’t avoid, and things you can avoid but it’s harder/more expensive etc... avoiding Chick-fil-A or any fast food restaurant unless that’s the only one anywhere near you,…

Dear Emilia, I get it. The man you loved stabbed you in the heart, but could you please make a romance that doesn’t involve someone sick/dying?

When I went back to school a few years ago, I wrote everything in Docs and only transferred the papers that needed citations and major formatting to Word. Before that, I used Abi Word and Open Office. If Microsoft offered a reasonably priced version for the casual user it would be one thing but their prices are crazy…

I have three, pregnant mama stray delivered two just like her. My friend has 6, all pregnant mama stray results as well. We’re both Halloween nuts and were psyched to have black cats.  Disney needs to make a movie for them. 

me too. They’ve been on and off for 10 years, which normally I’d say, just give it up, but considering their ages, I was hoping they’d mature into a happy ending. 

Considering the Bette Davis/Joan Crawford feud, this is extra hilarious. 

So who was the first person to say, “Father, I know this might be a little awkward, but I am really loving the body of Christ. I’d love to have it all the time, not just on Sunday in the sacrament. You want hook me up with how you miracle it up?”

So it sounds like George Lucas actually did have only one good idea -remake 1930's serials, I mean Indiana Jones is same song, different verse of that idea. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not hating, one good idea done well over and over again is cool, and smart. 

You know, I always ask this question. I’m going to assume you’re straight...so if a gay man found you sleeping and did what he did to her, then totally stopped when you woke up and said no, how would you feel? How about a 70 year old granny? An “ugly” chick? Would you wonder if it was that big a deal then? 

yeah, I know. I hate my shitty job too but I wouldn’t have it long if I was out in public being an asshole about it. 

It’s sexist to expect her to do more on a job than just cash her check and fly to Paris to hang with Jay and Bey or whatever? Honestly, she’s exactly the reason I hate the Marvel habit of casting “prestige” actresses in these roles.

this. I got stuck with a lab(long story short, he was purchased at a flea market by a family member that thought he was soo cute and then passed around and around because no one could keep him. He was to the point where he had anxiety just getting in the car when I took him and I promised as long as I was alive he…

I mean define celeb? Define talent? There are YouTubers with millions of followers around the world. Does that make them celebs? I follow several art YouTubers that are talented enough to get sponsored by major art supply companies; everything from paying for the vids to creating special art boxes they let them put…

I’m not even sure what a vlogger channel is as opposed to other channels but I actually do follow a channel that’s just cute dog stuff and have watched quite a few “here’s my animal doing stuff” vids to cheer me up. Don’t know if I’ll be watching any more now though. I will pretty much have this in the back of my mind…

my previous set of cats, all sadly gone now, were indoor/outdoor cats. We opened the door for them anytime they wanted in or out and yet they still clawed the screens open and escaped out the window. And yes I know indoor-only is healthier and safer. It’s also nearly impossible with some cats. The point is, he may…

This. Why wouldn’t you wonder what was going on with your neighbor? Maybe go check on them and see if they needed some help. I mean if you’re going to be all up in their business anyway, you might as well be a good neighbor instead of a bad one. 

senior discounts? wait, those don’t really kick in good till 55. 

Hey 18 year old, stay in college and finish your degree now. I know it will seem like you have all the time in the world to go back, but by the time you do(46) it won’t be worth it.