for like 15 years we were supposed to wear a shitty scarf with our shitty uniforms at the hotel where I work. They finally got rid of the scarfs but I think men are still supposed to wear ties. It’s ridiculous. we work at the fucking front desk of a low end hotel. 

on the upside, they can literally get away with murder and a host of other crimes with no consequences, so I’m sure it balances out.

this seems pretty standard food industry behavior. When I was a waitress a thousand years ago, it was the same. you made $2.01 plus tips to equal minimum wage. If you didn’t make enough in tips then the company covered the wages to equal minimum. Not a big deal if you’re pulling in good money in tips because you will…

oh this has happened to me a couple of times, in different places. I lay on the horn until everybody comes out to see what the hell is going on. At that point I’m pissed enough to want to piss everybody else off too. 

my answer is always, sooo if someone sold their toddler to a child rapist, you wouldn’t blame the rapist, just the parent?

I know right? Because no white person ever ate a piece of fried chicken. That food is culturally Southern and it’s traditionally poor people’s food -scraps, left overs made into something edible. Now, hmmm, why could that mean that it’s something that became a part of African American culture? There must be some…

Honestly Inglourious Basterds is more frightening than a dozen horror movies. The tension in certain scenes, combined with the fact that there are real life atrocities that more than justify the fear made it very, very effective. 

Depends on his specific request/thought/wish or whatever it takes for the infinity stones to work. If he threw in evil/villain/badguy/loyal to thanos or anything like that, Gamora would have been spared. I just wish he’d thrown in, “oh and heal me after the snap” like why wouldn’t you? Yeah, yeah, know, he had to make…

Well you can always watch a toddler have a temper tantrum. 

eh, I’m an idiot who just this morning really snapped the fact that Gamora is dead. This Gamora was never escaped from prison with the Guardians or helped raise Groot or helped hold an infinity stone. That Gamora is permanently dead and now I’m sad all over again. 

people complain when trailers tell too much, they complain when trailers don’t tell enough.  

we used to free feed and if the center was gone, clearly the bowl was empty and tragedy was nigh!

Oh, this country decided that a long time ago. They’ve just taken the portrait down from the attic now and are proudly displaying it on the front porch. 

Agreed. This is balderdash! If those words were good enough for the founding fathers, by gum, they’re good enough for us! Those flibbertigibbets and reprobates that work for dictionaries
 with their adding new words every year, relegating others to obselence, are clearly just trying to push their so-called…

Urban dictionary is your friend. 

three person couple = throuple.   

soo being in Playboy is “absolutely insane” and also “dark and edgy”? Because damn, I thought I was old and getting prudish. I mean these young ladies are doing the same shit that many, many young people their age do as they try and find they’re way and figure out who they want to be. They are just doing it with a…

right, it’s not like he complimented her ass. 

I mean sure, and if it was sitting in your bathroom unopened for that long, go for it. Selling something past the expiration date, even if it’s still good is a no-no in any type of retail industry because it opens up a liabiltiy situation.

It depends on what or rather who you’re watching. I watch a shit load of YouTube(mostly art demos/tutorials, pop culture lists and “experts judge movies and tv”) and a lot if not most of the watchers understand exactly why the vids are a certain length.