Sam Elliott does voice overs for the American Beef Association or something. “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner”- I know this because I’ve found Sam Elliott sexy as shit since I was 8 years old and saw him in Lifeguard; even if he does have an extra L and an extra T in his name for no reason. 

That’s for teasing up “big hair” and def something white women would utilize, not the same as an afro pick which is this

no one is commenting on how fucking cheap this guy is? He’s paying less for sex than he probably pays for a steak dinner.  So is he just really, really frugal or is he one of those good christian bitches that think sex is filthy and it’s okay to do nasty, nasty stuff to cheap, low women because that’s what they…

Her mother died when she was 8, she hasn’t seen her aunt since then and you don’t get the impression that they have talked much either, she mentions her dad is depressed (presumably from the mother’s death) and probably doesn’t talk about her mother and the aunt mentions the book was too old for her, so not a beloved…

Same issue at the hotel where I work. Small hotel and they cannot afford to have two people on shift when the occupancy doesn’t justify it. And it is definitely not easy finding workers.

1 - Meghan is not white. 2 - a frickin lot of people care about the royal family which is just as valid as caring about an athlete. 3. Friendship is part of life and people like me actually find seemingly odd friendships interesting, so yes, her friendship with Meghan and how it may have led to a royal love match is…

I think most people host parties at their house. A party is  different than going out to a club/bar.  If you want to hang with people you know, you have a house party. 

psh, just a few episodes of Midsomer Murders or Chloe Rose on YouTube is enough for me to start dropping my aitches. That’s why I’ve never understood people that mock people who pick up an accent when they actually live some place as pretentious posers. I can talk to someone for a few minutes and I start to Zelig the…

As someone who works two, has worked three and will probably wind up back there, jobs, who went back to school and got a degree, and still can’t find a job that pays enough, who does not have the mental capacity for STEM, the physical capacity for anything that requires balance or coordination or the emotional…

yes, because everybody has the exact same capacity to learn the exact same things. Trust me, if I could learn to code or crunch numbers or physics or whatever, I would. Hell I’d probably burn a body part off trying to learn to weld since I have spacial awareness issues and am clumsy as hell.

coffee filters are great for a crap load of things. The coffee filters that come with the boxes of coffee at work are the wrong size so we have a bunch to spare. They make a handy tea bag for loose tea in a pinch, do wonderful cleanup/counter wipe downs, are great for palettes and brush cleaners when painting-pictures,…

how about I just fucking hate cleaning? I only clean when I reach the tipping point of being more disgusted by my surroundings than unhappy about cleaning. The 10 minute thing sounds great except that would mean cleaning constantly rather than in a mad burst of a few hours and then being done. 

well if he was really concerned about the reporters he maybe wouldn’t have fucking traumatized them for life by forcing them to watch him blow his brains out. Nope. That was definitely a “fuck all y’all”

this really explains why I, who is pretty meh about superhero movies, really enjoy the MCU. Pretty much every inspiration film you named I’ve seen multiple times. I grew up in the 70s and 80s and weirdly conspiracy thrillers were my jam when I was a kid, Three days of the Condor, Marathon Man, The Boys from Brazil…

Joe M knows every single person in the world who plays D&D? Also the idea that someone would claim to play D&D to make himself seem cooler is definitely not something anyone could have imagined 20 years ago.

I’ve heard “failing upwards” which I prefer as fall is too neutral to explain these dipshits. They’re failures and while I’m sure the money and position they continue to get soothes them, I like to think that failure grinds at them at least a little.

That 3 tier utility cart is $30 at Michael’s and Target all day, every day. 

That 3 tier utility cart is $30 at Michael’s and Target all day, every day. 

one to keep, one to lure people who still haven’t read it....I gave my copies away to my friend’s daughter when she got into the series and then needed one for a paper in school and couldn’t find one used sadly. Now I’m trying to gather them again so I can get my friend to read them. 

Not quite this extreme but yeah, when I first heard about her method it definitely pushed buttons. I mean I already know my issues so logically I understand why I reacted that way, and I understand that it’s irrational to feel that way because she is “not” forcing you to follow her method but the idea of this type of…

Joining the few. We like classics, cheesy B and C movies and foreign films and tv shows that aren’t available streaming, plus we have access to new release, all for the cost of renting just a few movies a month