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I think most people host parties at their house. A party is  different than going out to a club/bar.  If you want to hang with people you know, you have a house party. 

psh, just a few episodes of Midsomer Murders or Chloe Rose on YouTube is enough for me to start dropping my aitches. That’s why I’ve never understood people that mock people who pick up an accent when they actually live some place as pretentious posers. I can talk to someone for a few minutes and I start to Zelig the

As someone who works two, has worked three and will probably wind up back there, jobs, who went back to school and got a degree, and still can’t find a job that pays enough, who does not have the mental capacity for STEM, the physical capacity for anything that requires balance or coordination or the emotional

yes, because everybody has the exact same capacity to learn the exact same things. Trust me, if I could learn to code or crunch numbers or physics or whatever, I would. Hell I’d probably burn a body part off trying to learn to weld since I have spacial awareness issues and am clumsy as hell.

coffee filters are great for a crap load of things. The coffee filters that come with the boxes of coffee at work are the wrong size so we have a bunch to spare. They make a handy tea bag for loose tea in a pinch, do wonderful cleanup/counter wipe downs, are great for palettes and brush cleaners when painting-pictures,

how about I just fucking hate cleaning? I only clean when I reach the tipping point of being more disgusted by my surroundings than unhappy about cleaning. The 10 minute thing sounds great except that would mean cleaning constantly rather than in a mad burst of a few hours and then being done. 

well if he was really concerned about the reporters he maybe wouldn’t have fucking traumatized them for life by forcing them to watch him blow his brains out. Nope. That was definitely a “fuck all y’all”

this really explains why I, who is pretty meh about superhero movies, really enjoy the MCU. Pretty much every inspiration film you named I’ve seen multiple times. I grew up in the 70s and 80s and weirdly conspiracy thrillers were my jam when I was a kid, Three days of the Condor, Marathon Man, The Boys from Brazil

Joe M knows every single person in the world who plays D&D? Also the idea that someone would claim to play D&D to make himself seem cooler is definitely not something anyone could have imagined 20 years ago.

I’ve heard “failing upwards” which I prefer as fall is too neutral to explain these dipshits. They’re failures and while I’m sure the money and position they continue to get soothes them, I like to think that failure grinds at them at least a little.

That 3 tier utility cart is $30 at Michael’s and Target all day, every day. 

That 3 tier utility cart is $30 at Michael’s and Target all day, every day. 

one to keep, one to lure people who still haven’t read it....I gave my copies away to my friend’s daughter when she got into the series and then needed one for a paper in school and couldn’t find one used sadly. Now I’m trying to gather them again so I can get my friend to read them. 

Not quite this extreme but yeah, when I first heard about her method it definitely pushed buttons. I mean I already know my issues so logically I understand why I reacted that way, and I understand that it’s irrational to feel that way because she is “not” forcing you to follow her method but the idea of this type of

Not just British people. I know a lot of people that drink a shitload of tea, me included. If it’s old enough that it won’t throw me into a hot flash, I can easily do three or four 12 oz cups in an 8 hour period at work.

reading and writing are two different skills. I can read basic Spanish pretty well(...eg things like signs, notices, instructions etc...) because it uses pretty much the same alphabet, I know or can extrapolate a lot of basic vocabulary in context and I understand the sentence structure but that doesn’t mean that I

as someone who works at a hotel, I have no problem with the screen checking and the verifying and the not taking the # from you(hell naw, that’s the number one rule to avoid fraud).

Trump isn’t fit to be compared to a single character you named. Hell he isn’t f it to suck the toenail fungus off the shit encrusted flip flop of a single character you named.

Oh he can fuck right off with that “ruling class” shit. I said the other day that Trump that being President was like being a King...some pageant waves, some concubines/mistresses, some “off with his head!” lots of fake adoration and no actual work.

soft racist is a great term. I always quote Chris Rock ... “we like you, but you’re not a Kappa” though he was talking specifically about Hollywood.

See even though I planned my wedding since I was a kid, it was never a big fancy wedding -- I just knew in detail where I wanted it, what I wanted my dress to look like, etc.. so I don’t think they necessarily coincide though usually.