I could easily eat a pint of berries a day, I don’t cause I can’t afford it but  a pint of blueberries is 170 calories and 1 gram of fat. Sounds like perfect model food to me. This fridge seems like she snacks on a bunch of low calorie foods all day.

when we were kids we used to sleep with the doors closed and someone broke into our house. Doors closed may have saved our lives but at the same time, doors closed means we didn’t hear them breaking in. We’ve never slept with the doors closed since then. 

weeel, I’m too lazy to rock a fro but I can still confirm not a fro. I immediately thought Gibson Girl when I saw it. The outfit only enhances that impression. 

I’m confused by the freeloading accusation when they are literally contributing to the economy as she is attacking them. 

Agree. My 12 yr old nephew loves him and we keep explaining we saw his stuff years ago and it hasn’t changed much and the man/boy thing just isn’t that appealing in general. But we’ll still giggle at the Waterboy if it’s on. 

I constantly rewatch Leverage and one of the fascinating things is the way the utilize body language along with really small changes like mentioned above, a hat, glasses, a jacket, whatever, to run cons; particularly because you see the before/after immediately. I can’t imagine the stress of donning a disguise for…

I’ve never heard of Jacks or Homerun Inn and I eat a lot of frozen pizza. I’m having a totinos for breakfast as we speak. I’m a sucker for the Di Giorno’s stuffed crust but Red Barron is good and cheap. California Pizza Kitchen has a great thin and crispy crust but their meat may be a little too seasoned.

So I assume we’ll be pulling toy guns from the shelves and making them illegal. I mean after all, it’s all about the children and what’s best for them, at least according to conservatives. Clearly toy guns are more dangerous than explicit music, sexual content in movies and violent video games, all things they have…

yep, having an affectionate nickname for your children is definitely failing as a parent. 

we lived rurally for 15 years and never locked our cars. Hell, we never locked our doors and the closest thing to an intruder was the baby possum that crawled in through the venting. I really miss being able to live like that. 

Eh, born and raised in the South and have sadly never lived anywhere else and everybody I know pronounces it the 2nd way, maaaybe bumping the third depending on the accent. So it probably depends on what part of the South you’re in. 

This. I also don’t find him that attractive and at first he reminded me of Mark Wahlberg which is horrifying, but seeing him in interviews, he seems down to earth, solid, kind and to have a good sense of humor about himself. He seems pretty industry savvy— producing Magic Mike and the Jump Street movies and not caught…

well, and it was Alyssa Milano who tweeted out the Hollywood iteration anyway wasn’t it, not Rose McGowan. 

had to look it up because I thought I must be mistaken...I mean I can barely remember what I did yesterday, let alone what someone else did 12 years ago, but 2006 Kanye was Kanye saying “George Bush does not care about black people” in the wake of Katrina so makes sense.

ask the passenger pigeon

They seem to have a warm, loving family and the kids should be fine, at least until they run into people trying to decide the right way to be a family for them.

This, absolutely. It has been proven that there are lots of people in this country that would absolutely give him a pass on a couple on incidents of “boys will be boys” “drunken grab ass” in high school and college if he had just owned it. Hell, he could have gotten kudos from being open and honest and relatable.

I find it hard to believe that today’s kids would be able to believe in that kind of character or accept them as a role model. They have too much access to the fact that truth, and justice as the American Way are a myth for a large majority.

I’ve been trying to come up with stuff for red bubble so I guess just random lists of vaguely themed names in a plain font is it. Aces!

I’m guessing people that want to fuck Jared Leto