Someone on reddit made the beautiful suggestion that Alec Baldwin should host a rival inauguration party in character and everyone should go to that party instead. DJT’s head would explode.

They also found the boxiest, most ill-fitting jacket in the world. It’s fantastic.

IDK who arranged her travel but when I went to South Africa with my mom and sister last year, the travel company that arranged our travel also arranged a tour of a local village replete with stuff like this, although it was not at all required that we do any of it. I felt really awkward because it definitely felt like…

Oh. When it just says “Demi”, I’m going to assume we’re talking about Moore

Right? And did you see this web extra? Gah!

Since this is a story about 2016 pop culture, I don’t think it’s off topic to ask:

What? And miss out on the spectacle of Joe and Mika sporting flannel pajamas while talking about nuclear weapons?

I could see ruling the trump v Vanity Fair thing shade because so many of the descriptions of food or decor are also things you could say about the man himself. For that reason, maybe a little shade?

Well, being a straight dude I will say no.

I’ve lived in Fort Worth all my life and White Settlement (a tiny little suburb on the west side) never seemed like a strange name to me until I was grown and I actually thought about it. There’s no real defense for the name — the best I can come up with is that when they named it, they meant “not Indian” as opposed…

I wasn’t sure if she was marrying the young guy or the old one till I scrolled down to the kiss. Age appropriate +10.

My morning conspiracy is that Mariah retouched herself but left Beyoncé alone. I do not believe the left side of that photo in comparison to the right.

I half expected his first order of the day would be for Megyn Kelly to be bathed and brought to Trump Tower.

Tangentially, his girlfriend is the Scottish actress Louise Linton, responsible for writing that casually racist, heavily fictionalized “memoir” about a gap year in Zambia. 

I’m sorry. :( On the bright side, screen cap it so if you ever accidentally ingest poison and don’t have any ipecac syrup or salt nearby, it could save your life.

I’ll wager it’s been at least 11 years since he’s seen Melania’s Pritty Duckys.

Kids getting food? That’s the problem right there. Skip the children and bask in the ample open, silent space.

This story is confusing because it leaves out the fact (from the WHHA page) that the Oval Office was based on the oval Blue Room in the White House, which was in turn inspired by an oval room George Washington commissioned in his house in Philly, which was the first capital. When you leave this info out, the rest of…

A lot of white women are very scared of black people and brown people, so they voted for putting them away in jail or sending them back to Mexico/Syria. They also love babies and hate sluts who kill them. They also hate sluts, period. The fact that so many voted for him is not a fucking surprise.

That I don’t know. Y didnwrite a lot of stuff on the walls:http://basementgeographer.com/the-graffiti-of-pompeii/