I coming here to say that this is probably just a second rate D. Fens and you beat me to it.

No joke, whenever I feel reeeeeeeally depressed about being single and childless at 38, I go to Ikea on a Saturday and, voila, I instantly feel super happy to not have to wrangle overhyped kids and yell at my husband while choosing a new sofa!

I definitely read it as the shoe.
Just: deadpan stare down camera as she reaches for her foot, then WHAM! right in the jugular, holding eye contact with audience.

Susanna Reid will one day stick a stiletto between Morgan’s ribs and serenely watch him bleed out.

The best women soccer players in the world regularly lose to U18 boy’s teams (http://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/) and the majority of those kids will never be in the top 1000 of their sport. Same with track and field, Women’s world…

The entire series somehow, miraculously, continues to age less and less well with time. In retrospect, Mr. Big (whom Samantha described as “the next Donald Trump” *shiver*) had and did nothing to merit that nickname. A car and Raul? Meh. A move to Napa? Eh.

I have to be honest. I was shocked when I read Sienna Miller was only 35. I would’ve thought 40-42. Not because she looks it, but because it feels like she’s been around FOREVER. For the last decade she was always touted as the next big thing and it never happens. I didn’t realize just how young she was when she first…

Re: Betsy and her EU hatflag, I think it’s important to point out that the usual garb for this ceremonial nonsense is full crown and robe. This year, she not only made the decision to drop the proper outfit and go in ordinary day clothes, but she deliberately chose to wear an outfit that just happened to include an…

why is it that everyone in the 90s looked so much older? im 29 now and still feel like JR looks 35 in that movie

Biggest surprise of that story — Blake Shelton is only 41?????

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

No, just some nightshade.

UK-dwellers are fantastic at protesting. Primarily because it combines their two greatest enthusiasms: queueing and complaining.

Yeah but the whole point was not to upstage Pippa, and it looks like it was a success, because she could blend in with the drapes in that thing.

This motherfucker is like a golem made of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Anyone else ask themselves “Exactly how many kids does Bristol Palin have now!?” And click link just to see? Who can keep track?

THAT IS AN AMAZING MOVIE AND I WATCHED WORSE MOVIES FOR MR HEATH LEDGER

That scene triggered a massive anxiety attack for me, no joke. I had to walk around my living room for a bit to calm down. As a single woman in her late 30s this shit is terrifying (I realise it is terrifying for any woman, at any age...) - I would basically be sent to the toxic Colonies immediately. Or maybe I could…

I’m just waiting for that moment when he walks into one of Spicer’s press conferences with a half closed bathrobe asking for the tv remote