FUCK FLORIDA. It’s constantly vying for the title of America’s Whoopie Cushion with South Carolina and Arizona. It’s full of ridiculously stupid assholes, who are totally responsible for the George W. Bush administration. And, there are FERAL FUCKING PYTHONS, because these myopic motherfuckers release their damn pet…

I don’t think think I’ll ever get out of the grays, and I’m not sure why.

Yes, you can be deported over getting a visa under false pretenses or faking one.

Whyyyyy does it matter now anyway? JFC...

And WHY do we give a shit what her beliefs may or may not have been prior to all this? Point is, she’s kicking ass now.

Yes.

It would absolutely give the NRA an opportunity to sell more guns, if paranoid white guys responded to the deaths of POC the way they do to white people. There’s nothing these cis het white male bigots love more that believing that they’re the TRUE victims in all of this, and they’d arm the shit out of themselves and…

So...a little bit of Claim Chowder, if you will. We already know Trump will do absolutely ANYTHING to save face, so when confronted with charges, he will blame literally everyone else. He may huff off and quit before risking getting pantsed in front of the country during an impeachment hearing, and try to pin it on…

I see what you did there...

The Democrats don’t even have to do it. Any PAC with the money and the will can to do it. Remember the “Swiftboat Veterans For Truth”?

Interesting how white men see themselves as the only ones qualified to police society. It’s “freedom” when they “stand their ground”, form extramilitary militias, and have “2nd Amendment” (the most sacrosanct of all amendments) protests where they strap on guns and patrol public areas, carrying American flags. Funny…

Darth Cheeto fucking ADMITTED IT on teevee. She remembers the Billy Bush video when he talks about “automatically grabbing and kissing” women where “they just let you do it”...you know, where “you can grab them by the pussy”? HE SAID HE DOES IT. But locker room talk and fake news, right?

Definitely. He probably says it all the time when the cameras are off. It’s probably only a matter of time though. And you know it’ll be spun and excused away as “not that bad” by conservatives, too.

The Democrats are no angels, but the Republicans and Democrats are not “equally bad”. Republicans and their media enablers push this Both Sides Do It narrative, even though there is one side that has consistently and flagrantly done everything to maintain rich white supremacy while trashing everything for the rest of…

A few of my observations from growing up in an upper middle class suburban conservative household, then living most of my adult life in Baltimore before moving out to the mountains of Western Maryland:

-“I’ve got mine so fuck you” is true, but probably better describes libertarians and upper middle class conservatives.…

I’m sure there was more to it than it just looking bad...he had nothing to lose politically at that point. There had to be a safety or national security concern or something. The Russians are crazy AF.

C’mon...everyone saw this one coming. There is no shortage of angry white dorkboys getting pissed off at anyone who’s not an angry white dorkboy for existing in *their* space...they took a huge collective shit in their diapers over Ghostbusters being remade with a female cast. They’re such delicate little prima…

“Everything before the word ‘but’ is always horseshit.” —Ned Stark

On that note, our compulsive soldier-fetishization in America is disturbing. Patriots(TM) venerate normal-ass people who take regular jobs for basically the same reasons anyone else takes a job doing anything. And the fact that the Republicans use The Troops as political tools for their own ends is beyond repulsive.

Trump has been on the receiving end of literally over a thousand lawsuits for fucking over various people over the course of decades. He has enough money and power that this hasn’t really affected him.