That’s horrible, and I’m sorry you went through that.

Porter got divorced twice and was served restraining orders by his ex wives—which means he had his day(s) in court and the judge(s) determined that the women were telling the truth. So due process did occur, and Darth Cheeto can shove his equivocating apologetics up his bloated orange ass.

...Until they raise $100k on GoFundMe 4 days from now so they can buy a Tiny House, raise free-range gluten-free paleo chickens, and start a CSA.

I’m not confident he’ll win re-election, tbh. Get out the vote though, and we should probably get on that ASAP, because if the Republicans have their way, they’ll have fully purged the rolls of all “undesirables” prior to the 2018 Pie Fight. They’ve only been working on that forever.

15 on the north side of Frederick has been under construction for at least two years, and who the fuck knows why they can’t finish it. Probably because either the speed trap is too lucrative, or they’re using the money to pay as they go $50 at a time and it makes the rednecks feel like they’re getting something out of…

I know, right? Why the fuck wasn’t the video footage reviewed immediately?!

They could give a dusty fuck about the troops. The troops are used as props to romanticize displays of war so The Base can feel even better about killing brown people with a different religion in other countries. The VA is left way under-funded and under-staffed, while social programs are gutted in order to give more…

I said the same thing. How the fuck did we get a goddamn Republican governor, anyway?

It’s probably safe to assume that “I’m going to a party in Norfolk” was bullshit. Either she was tricked or coerced by her kidnapper, or that text didn’t come from her.

Everyone can only speculate at this point. Of course, ‘If she would’ve been a pretty little white girl, people would’ve cared,’ is something we can never really know for sure (as well as a bit thin, if we’re speaking purely logically), but there is a tendency within society and the media to impose a certain purity…

There is everything wrong with this. I’m sure “I’m going to a party in Norfolk” was not coming from her, but someone who had her phone or was coercing her. The sad thing is, the family will probably never know the truth.

One quibble...we need to call her Rep. Maxine Waters rather than “Auntie Maxine”...she worked hard for her position and I’m pretty sure “Auntie Maxine” is some bullshit Tucker Carlson pulled out of his ass to downplay her credentials and reframe her as Sassy Black Woman.

Darth Cheeto and his horde of ghouls want to turn America into a country in which another Barack Obama can never be.

Dude...Baltimore has way more murders than Chicago, and we’re kind of weirdly proud of that. Tyrion Lannister was right...never forget what you are. Nobody else will...wear it as an armor and no one can use it to hurt you, I guess. Isn’t St. Louis like #1 or something? But St. Louis just *sounds* whiter, and Chicago…

Aziz Ansari, as a man, has been socialized to believe that’s the way a man can/is supposed to act when he wants to get laid. Practically every woman has a story like this. It’s possible (even probable, imo) that he truly did think he was missing social cues and wasn’t using “wokeness” as a way of getting into her…

The thing about the Clapback Mailbag is that y’all are basically receiving the same damn letters every week. Reddit provides templates for this shit, doesn’t it?

I didn’t realize how fucking whitely that white women behave until I started reading The Root. It’s a different kind of whiteness, sure. White lady #1 can…

Funny how #NotAllWhitePeople, but #AllBlackPeople is somehow simultaneously true.

White men don’t “consider their race” because they don’t fucking have to. They have constructed this narrative in which the Default Objective is the able-bodied cis het white man, and everything in the damn universe revolves around them. Any deviating attribute that places a person outside of the Default Objective is…

Rand Paul just wants government so small that it fits inside your uterus.

I have a feeling that this is all just some attention-seeking bullshit. Remember that he’s basically a Kardashian and has the same rationale.