Newsflash! Entitled white guy acts like entitled white guy. More at 11!

I was trying to respond to Ms-Cee but I fucked it up.

Does the person who wrote the letter not know that Italians weren’t considered “white” when they first came to America? They could pretend to be, though, by assimilating—changing their names and losing their accents. Because white privilege.

That story about Timothy Coggins is so depressing and terrible. The Lynching In America website is something everyone should see, and I wonder why white people *do* that sort of thing. I mean, intellectually I know it’s because they see Black people as not “fully human”, so torturing them for acting like they are just…

So Tucker Carlson gets a random Black dude to help him gang up on her because he got his ass handed to him last time...trying to regain face in front of Crazy Uncle Liberty and Auntie All-Caps because he’s still butthurt. Nice try, asshole—it didn’t work this time, either. She’s smarter than you, dude. Accept it.

Holy shit...that was fantastic. Thank you.

I take issue with Tucker Carlson’s mediocre white ass being compared to Littlefinger. Littlefinger was exceptionally good at manipulation and playing the game. That didn’t stop his ass from getting sliced from ear-to-ear when Sansa caught on to his bullshit, but he was still a talented motherfucker. Tucker Carlson is,…

“A hit dog will holler”, as the saying goes.

I’ve found a certain anonymity in large crowds; which is basically fine, imo, because most people are going about their business and not expecting interaction. That’s the thing that’s most annoying about extroverts: they appear to think they are entitled to everyone else’s time and attention, and act like there’s…

Yeah, they usually just insist that you be “more social” and give you a bunch of shit for not engaging with them whenever they want.

They’re just pissed because the City Council Of Memphis beat them at their own game. “States’ rights” has -always- meant “States’ rights [to keep human beings like livestock and punish Black people for being Black]”, rather than any sort of real disdain for Big Federal Gubmint interfering in state and local affairs.…

White people (particularly white men) see themselves as the “objective default”, where anyone else is an outsider and exists in relation to them. Liberal white people don’t necessarily know that they’re doing it because it comes naturally to them and society reinforces it as normal. They know, however, that white…

That’s terrible. A friend of my mom’s is in a similar situation; he even has a lot more money than her but won’t pay and insists on seeing the kids so he can manipulate them to get at her. He’s essentially trying to financially drain her, too, when taking her to court.

Fuck the police. Half of them are probably doing the same shit to their own wives.

Dafuq, Stephen? You *know* the only newsworthy offense for football players to commit is kneeling during the national anthem.

Women are often dismissed from emergency rooms because women’s pain is taken less seriously than men’s:

In my family, deviled eggs have always been well-seasoned, contained relish, and been topped with paprika. If you’re feeling fancy, you can even pipe that shit in with a pastry bag. I didn’t realize bland-ass yet weirdly sweet consolation prize deviled eggs were a white people thing; I thought shitty recipes were…

Great list, but one nitpick: I’m sure you didn’t mean it this way, but calling women “females” is a major peeve and sounds fuckboyish. I don’t know who started it, but it needs to stop, like, yesterday.

I know a number of white liberals who committed this very act of white people shit and just couldn’t figure out for the life of them how they were acting like privileged assholes; essentially what it came down-to was that ignoring the Nazis and not taking them seriously was considered a legitimate solution to the…

As a caucasian ambassador, I come bearing a message: White Christmas now officially begins the day after Halloween, after the good folks at Home Depot spend the whole night stocking the Garden Center with musical LED wire reindeer and 10 foot inflatable Nativity snow globes.

Can I join the ungreyed white people club too?