Thrust vectoring may look good on paper, but it's not commonly used in AA combat. It makes you look speed fast, and losing speed makes you a target for all sorts of crap.

That happens to me a lot.

I was asleep at the sight of a Russian fighter.

It's called COD because it stinks like a fish.

Whoops. I don't remember ever flying a jet until I'm shot down, jumping out, landing ontop of an enemy tank, C4ing the tank, running off, jumping in a jeep to get across the massive map to my base, jumping in a transport helicopter, taking half my team members to a base where I do a touch and go to get them onto a…

That's kinda harsh, what if someone had just picked up a dead guys kit? I used to do that all the time on release.

Trail of fire behind a Russian jet? Sounds about right.

He is..

http://www.amazon.com/Nerf-N-Strike-Vulcan-EBF-25-Blaster/dp/B0013U95U2

Dangit the comment bug got me.

If I wasn't using all my money to buy photo equipment I would totally buy that helicopter.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=8+x+18

LOUD NOISES.

Can I throw it on a plastic beach?

Zulu.

I'd expect this sorta photoshop from Fox News.. Well, maybe I'd expect them to photoshop Obama into an Al-queda base to say he's a terrorist and they found proof. Ah well. Austria, what's yo problem.

Ferris wheel.

So if I watch Inception, that means there's a 1 in 10 chance that I'm dreaming about dreaming in a dream about dreaming?

The punchline is the "thisisyourocean" in the corner. If that was my ocean, I'd roll up in a ball and never go near the water with my camera. On the plus side, that was freakin' cute. So the shark gets away with stealing that equipment.