While he prances, dances and lies, we are burying a family member this week. She died from Covid...no helicopters, no powerful meds, no family at her side and no fanfare. Just dead.

And they’ll make a fucking nice coat too!

In your other article, you lamented the lack of options that let you create a character that looks more like you. But in this one, you’re bashing players for doing the same. Seems kinda strange to me.

I mean, have you ever tried to put childrens blood into a NutriBullet?

not at all heroic

How is no one talking about the fact that Gen Z put Hershey’s on this list? That is some nasty-ass “chocolate”.

Ohio starts early voting today and things are looking good. This is Hamilton County Ohio which includes Cincinnati.

  I just got a 150ml bottle of matte black acrylic paint that is supposed to be the closest they can get to Vantablack.  I’m looking forward to painting lots of miniatures with it.

Endangering the Secret Service just to lap up some attention is definitely a good idea. When you’re an egomaniacal tyrant, it’s always a good idea to piss off the armed men who are closest to you at all times.

There’s 3 different layers to this one single line of joke...

The Notorious RBG still at work.

This wins for sheer impact in the least amount of words. The 1st 8 words alone tells the reader exactly how truly horrifying the next 12 words really were. Brava!

Oh I agree.

I’ve got some nice make friends who are single and believe women should be in charge of their own bodies, I can hook you up?

I could never fuck someone who supports Trump. It’s not even political - it’s a question of basic humanity.

I’m pretty sure at this point, if they DO accidentally contaminate their ovens? The Kickstarter for “Ruined our ovens to save your lives” would likely buy the entire block they’re on by the time it finished.

Huzzah! Its my fault we have fresh water issues, not agricultural/meat businesses, Nestle, or any of the other gigantic corporations that get sweetheart deals to draw on natural resources!

All this time, washing my dishes by hand because I can’t afford to buy a dishwasher, in a cheap apartment because I can’t afford a…

So is my dishwasher just really crappy then? I feel I have to give everything a scrub before it goes into the machine or the dishes don’t actually get clean.