I used to work at a drive-in that served mostly soft-serve ice cream, and no, it did not take hours to clean the machines, and that was usually done before opening anyway.

Not really, it’s just laziness. That shit doesn’t take 3 hours to clean, trust me.

Hah...always wondered why the Jamocha machine at my local Arby’s was always “broken.” Kinda figured that.

Eight days sounds excessive, but I’m willing to be the test subject if TheTakeout is sending a correspondent.

DQ started as an ice cream shop (and a few of the really old locations still don’t sell food!) -- if their soft serve machines go down it’s a major issue.

I’m aware of the cultural meme of the broken McDonald’s soft serve machine...honestly, I have no idea what its origin is because I see people successfully ordering ice cream at McDonald’s ALL THE FREAKING TIME. What the hell are all you people talking about?

Honestly, the machine has never been broken for me. I tend to order mcflurries pretty frequently when I do go to McDonalds and have never had an issue so there is at least one person who has only ever had positive ice cream experiences.

These are all good, but the useless comment I see too often is:

You put it so much more succinctly than I did.

Hey Travis, doctor here, this shit is established fact. Also, dont ask anyone else to google that which you can just as easily google yourself. There is a tremendous amount of research that is unambiguous on this point. Whats the matter, you think this is some kind of liberal agenda because you dont believe systemic…

A tax cut is not an expenditure. The spending is the problem, not the tax cuts.

I am going to link to this at the bottom of every recipe. Btw, the answer is no, you cannot bake them. The recipe is designed to be fried, and those two things are not interchangable. I mean, you can bake them if you want— I can’t stop you from doing anything—but they’re going to come out completely different.

Great. So let’s shut down the military and close all schools. I’m with you 100%.

Tons of renewable energy sources have been being built in recent years.

It used to be. Makes me question Natural Selection these days. 

Why make uneducated statements like this? In fact, AI has done a MUCH better job and vastly improved breast cancer detection in African american women. This particular article really seems like click bait to me, because in the use case i’m sharing, it’s in fact making a huge difference in cancer detection in African…

Also belief that we’re just trying to score drugs, which goes under the “they’re racists” umbrella

• Prevailing belief in medical culture that black people feel less pain than other demographics.
  

Racial bias in pain assessment and treatment recommendations, and false beliefs about biological differences between blacks and whites

Most of them are past child-bearing age already.