Daily reminder that the Nathan’s executive chairman is a Trump-supporting garbage can:

I stand humbly corrected on that count, then.

Perhaps Leviticus 15 would be a better example:

Amen.

My blood pressure is—normally—on the high end of “normal.” Occasionally it moves into pre-hypertension, and if I’m having a panic attack (which hasn’t happened for a couple of years now), it skyrockets.

The biggest contributing factor to my BP sitting where it does is a slightly too-large love of good beer. I’m at a…

As someone working in an industry that most consumers kinda loathe, maaaaaybe don’t say that sort of thing online ? Lol. 

It’s already fun in the greys.  Always is.

They most certainly are. They were perfected long before any of these fancy flavors were even embryonic ideas. The best thing about honey nut is the transformation they undergo from the milk. At first they are crunchy and honey forward. Once they are completely soaked they transform into a delicious soggy o that is…

Dammit, I have to agree with Rahm Emmanuel. Fucknutsville is really a perfect encapsulation of it all. And the prim Mr. Harris did craft a truly beautiful headline from it.

Only 30 minutes drive from Bumfuck!

Ah, but not being sued for their hoarding of water resources? Shame.

I work for a company (the company, really) that makes Candy Melts, and we do not call them chocolate. They are not chocolate. The dark and light cocoa versions have actual cocoa solids, so they may qualify legally, but the white, pink, red, teal, blue, green, etc colors are absolutely definitely not chocolate and we…

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/looks-like-theres-a-second-whistleblower-alleging-trump-acted-improperly/

*cracks knuckles lustily*

And there’s a second whistleblower, an IRS agent, a comin’.

Ah, yes—I forgot that I’m the newer, less fun Allison. I’ll send her an email and ask for her advice on this! 

They probably just assumed it was the fun Allison (@allisonshoemaker) that was going to be making the thing.

CAVEAT! I do not drink alcohol. Sorry, cocktail people. Though I encourage you to mix up a big pitcher of Snapple Peach Tea with a bit of mint and bourbon and go the fuck to town tonight! WOOOOOO!!!!

If Trump’s people have any sense, they are plotting Giuliani’s murder as we speak. He could sink the entire ship in one hearing.

With this guy I would hope they would bring it back to the mother country. No firing squad, hanging or electric chair.

I love antiques and despise mass-market minimalism—to hell with bland, white-walled condos!