I simultaneously support your moral and entertainment choices and never, ever want to visit your house.

Yep. I know some southern women and this is the only issue to them. They are evangelical baptists, and abortion trumps every other issue combined - obviously since many of them just voted for a child molester.

chris yes

You’re right. Fuck all those racist white people that voted for Doug Jones. You know, the other 70% of the vote that got him elected.

That poor horse needs our sympathy, not our scorn.

You leave Sassy out of this! I have it on good authority that she voted for Doug Jones. In fact, you could say I got it straight from the horse’s mouth! <wink wink nudge nudge> I’ll see myself out.

I’m so white.

I’m picturing long lines of ladies wearing their best church hats and smiling at the polling places. It puts a smile on my face.

I find your research intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Yes.

I snorted at this comment, and then I saw your username and literally slapped my knees with laughter. Well done, you.

Ahh, GOMI. I haven’t visited since some snark over Chocolate Katie, the seemingly eating disordered blogger who made cookie dough out of chickpeas and brownies out of black beans, and tried to convince us it was delicious.

Oh, great. Thanks for letting me know.

come on, please for the love of JC someone tell me a loud “Fuck You and the horse you rode in on ...” was heard throughout the land ...

Are you saying that men are soulless monsters?

How does this theory deal with the fact, that all over the world, most the jobs that are dirty, physically exhausting and sometimes downright dangerous are almost exculxively done by men, aka ‘the wimps’?

I’ve cut way back on drinking. I’ve stopped smoking. I don‘t dabble in drugs anymore. Please don’t take Coke Zero Sugar away from me. Leave me one vice. Please.

Sometimes I get depressed thinking about the fact that we’re essentially living in a technological fiefdom where we bow and scrape and gladly accept the scraps left over by our corporate feudal lords, but then I just read a few Facebook posts and pop culture articles on the Internet and then I feel better.

What they really need is a cheat sheet for Dim Sum restaurants.

Amateur indeed.