Other than, they tend to fall apart? How the heck do you make vegan desserts that don’t suck? Egg is the perfect binding agent, and butter has a way better flavor than any oil out there. I’ve tried maybe one vegan dessert in my entire life that wasn’t awful and crumbly and dry AF.

gosh seriously. I’m on a pretty strict calorie budget, and I hate it, because I have to optimize every single thing I eat or I feel like I wasted a meal.

While I didn’t have my tastes change in the stereotypical “adults like bitter things and have less of a sweet tooth” way, I do find that I just don’t tolerate mediocre food anymore. My partner is a great cook, and I’m pretty good myself, and I’d much rather stay home if the alternative is meh restaurants. I don’t even…

Counterpoint: video games haven’t gone up in price for something like a decade, while price of making the games has gone up dramatically. Reward the developers. Unless you want no new games in the future.

The best diner in the entire world is near me: Iron Town Diner in Saugus, MA. Fight me.

Don’t do either. Take the janky bus from Chinatown in Boston and get to NYC for like 30 bucks. Done.

Y’all needed a bigger cat! A Maine Coon or something.

It’s about temperature and time. You can do a lower temperature if you leave it in for longer. Obviously there is still a minimum, but you can stretch the temperature range with time.

I tried the Christmas goose one year. It was so awesome. 

“You can draw your guns and give your life, but darkness never dies.” -Seanan McGuire

I blame Depression era food for overly simple American fare. We’re slowly growing out of that.

Medium pork is the best.

Boston Market used to be super juicy and delicious, now it’s all dried out. How do you dry out rotisserie chicken?

Oh yeah. I put two packets in: one just tossed into the main area and the other in that little flap. Does wonders.

I’m going to do the exact opposite: encourage people to rent as cheaply as they can, as long as they can, until they need to expand their footprint. If you’re going to have kids, or you finally settle into your mid-career, then get a house. Don’t try to cram your family into an apartment if you don’t have to, but you…

I had to do one of these preps for stomach surgery and wow I am so mad I’m going to have to do this again someday.

And let’s not fucking talk about the Giygas art, holy shit

Fake butter needs to not advertise itself as zero calories. I know not all of it does, but I remember as a kid eating so much of that butter spray stuff because 0 calories * infinite servings = 0 calories. That’s how math works. What I didn’t know is that food companies are allowed to round down. That’s fucked up. I…

You have to get good butter. Get thee some Kerrygold, and I assure you it will be as flavorful as any margarine.

It’s the religion thing. That’s it.