...and derp. They definitely derp.

And, in the deep south, this....

Golf is the worst. Holy shit, golf is the worst. Goodbye, golf.

I hate April Fools almost as much as I hate people who think their April Fools is funny.

You mean Affleck and Cavill Both Deserve to Be Punched in the Face?

Just Putin it out there?

Merci what you did there.

when you nama too much ste

Hahaha! That is great ! I’ve been to Ohio, I understand.

6th grade, but I was kind of advanced... I mean I never actually plotted anything dangerous, but I thought about how life would be infinitely better if _________ never crossed my path again.

The stuff is delicious, just usually way too salty for my liking. I prefer my dry seaweed with only a tiny sprinkling of salt, or none at all.

Damn, I didn’t want to kill any of my classmates until the 9th grade.

lunchtime seaweed???

After living in China for the past 8 years, my dad comes back to Queens and I catch him eating a slice with chopsticks. He did this in front of company.

“Politico notes that Kasich did recognize his error mid-slice and finished it with his hands, but did not fold the slice, ‘as is customary.’”

I love how pizza is every politician’s downfall.

This image of Kasich reminds me of Principal Skinner for some reason.

NewPhoneWhoDis? would have been the perfect answer from him.

If you’ve got good lawyers - the TX policy requires that physicians follow the FDA protocol. at my clinic, we implemented TODAY.

It’s rage-inducing.