I loved that book except for the weirdness at the end.

I think it’s to make all the old gross men who masturbate to the pageant feel less creepy about themselves.

That's actually a really clever and slightly snarky answer when you think about it :-)

Brrrrrowl...

“two knights riding horses at each other and attempting to knock the other off or break their shield with a many-feet-long rod”

Daenerys- Queen in the South (Tyrion as her Hand)

I think I finally understand why this show and ASOIAF in general has been so brutal to women: so that when they inevitably take over the world, it will be the most satisfying conclusion ever.

Every day I get more and more ashamed that I was born in Ohio. I got out when I was two, but still.

Yeah, I didn't trust my memories, so I checked haha.

None of them were on fire, it was the docks.

Now, hang on, maybe he actually was born in a very hairy canine.

The ships are on fire? I'll have to look at that scene again.

I think Yara would arrive to see Dany took a fleet herself, and be like “well...shit.” But then the two queens will join forces to annihilate Euron when he gets there.

My guess is Dany will “surrender” Mereen, the masters will dock and unload all their troops, and the Dothraki will swarm in and annihilate them all. Then Dany will take all their ships.

I'm sure they'll end up crashing the wraptor party.

Say abbyvederci to your career, Ms. Phillips. (I wish)

Pope?

Xander can fly and shapeshift? Man, I really need to rewatch Buffy.

Does severe depression count?