What about 127 Hours? That movie had a disabled person as the hero. Sure, he disabled himself, but that should still count right? And what about Charles Xavier? He’s disabled and founded the frigging X-Men. Xander lost his eye and still fought the good fight with his friends. I’ve seen many shows and films where…

*shrugs*

Well, technically if there was a secret stash of tablets with porn hieroglyphics, such as “Girls Gone Niled!”, that would confirm he was a teenaged boy.

Because condoms are worn by men, who apparently get to do whatever the fuck they want (if they are rich and/or white, that is).

I'm definitely against all bans, because I know these are just steps towards banning abortion entirely (and next stop, contraception! Except condoms, of course). I had just been wondering about the specific timeframe these moronic conservatives seem to be obsessed with.

I’ve always wondered; are abortions after 20 weeks solely because of genetic defects or danger to the mother? I like to think it doesn’t take a woman 5 months to decide she doesn’t want/can’t have the [baby].

I think it’s time to dismiss the Mounties and bring in the big guns.

I hope she sues them for sexual harassment.

That sounds like it would be...painful.

I look French in high school and college. It didn’t take :-/ I didn't have a chance to use it all that much.

I almost scored with one down in Florida last year, but it swam away at the last second. Such a manatease.

I’d jump out of a plane on top of a shark with a vest of TNT strapped to my chest into an active volcano.

I tell everyone I'm eighty-seven. If it's good enough for Aragorn, it's good enough for me.

No, they probably aren't. But it's possible.

That sort of thing is known as douchebagamy.

Did it ever occur to these dumbasses that Bill and Hillary are polyamorous? Monogamy isn't the only way to go, after all.

Jesus.