I don't know how much exploding will be going on after all those vasectomies...

As long as your last name isn't Trainor, it's all good :-)

There's only one name for this couple: Goloom.

Yeah, that was definitely yacht the way to go, at all.

Better than a Shar Pei...

“Reince, how do you feel about Trump winning the nom?”

Sounds about right.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/9CO0Pa…

I can’t wait for the movie-of-the-week based on her life, Sarah Plantain Tall.

My guess is they’d probably throw Cruz back into it since he was the runner-up. But I dunno.

I’ll laugh my ass off if at the RNC, Trump’s acceptance speech is “it’s all yours, Hillary” and then he walks off the stage, out of the hall, and into the sunset as the greatest troll of all time.

I’m torn between wanting to see an interracial couple in Star Wars and wanting to see Rey stay an independent woman not tied down to some man. Either way, racist/sexist assholes will lose their shit.

Come on now. They even found their third:

They were actually saying “Booo-mberg! Booo-mberg!”

Well, certainly better than an iced coffee filled with lice.

“Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.”

Hey, Kasich should still be pleased. She at least has the shameless opportunism of a Republican!

I really can’t wait until this ridiculously evil cult is finally destroyed.

The Embird Strikes Back.