New Mexico is pretty libertarian (in the real, classical sense, not the neocon sense), despite all the Catholicism. I don’t think it’s a problem here - at least, at present. NARAL rates the state a B+ on reproductive rights. Surprisingly, higher than my native Massachusetts!

Luckily us PA peeps kicked out the ass-backwards governor and our current one is endorsed by NARAL :)

Maryland is pretty solid on abortion. The only restriction is that a minor’s parent must be informed of the procedure, but there are so many ways to get out of that if you really want to, because the doctor can determine if the minor is mature enough to consent on their own, or it can be waived if the doctor feels the…

Oh, totally.

Florida is unclear on the matter, let us move to a fifth recount.

They don’t have to! It’s already implied in most job ads.

Big talk, small stalk

If your friends and family believe you could get engaged to a man over 30 years your senior without them knowing, maybe reevaluate your life choices.

Same: Apparently, this person a) wears a fanny pack on the b) elliptical while c) listening to Nicki Minaj.

I wish I had done this. I got mine at 10 and until I was 17 I used pads only. If I had a dollar for every time I panicked because I thought I felt (or did feel... ugh) a leak, I’d be a very rich person, lemme tell you. Then at 17 I had a tepid sexual awakening and was like “There’s space down there????” and that’s the…

It’s a song. Accept that and look no further. Trust me.

i’m sitting here with crossed ankles rn. :/

I like a man who crosses his legs at the ankle. Never the knees...knee-crossing is for whores.

And this is womanspreading.

Or what.

@Karrine: Airing dirty laundry is just an expression.

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

I would argue that any day other than April 1st is the best time for an April Fool’s prank. No one will see it coming.

Have you read this gem of a review?