Well just the prior mate and to be fair he was a very bad tank mate. Mister Cannibal Shark and I get along very well and the only bites he gets are love nibbles.

agree about lottery, buyt at least when you don’t talk about her looks in a 1st msg, you tell her that she is human and not a peace of meat

Congrats on your engagement! Success stories give me hope.

The point of the first message isn’t to get her to reply to you and go on a date. The point of the first message is to not be so terrible that she doesn’t even bother viewing your profile, which is what is actually going to convince her to reply. The first message can only be neutral or break you.

So weird that I’ve kept it for posterity:

I tinder messaged a guy and he didn’t respond for a day and I was so mad because how COULD HE NOT KNOW we were meant for each other.

I messaged him again and he responded as though nothing ever happened.

Well, somewhere around the mid 70's, the writers decided to sweep the Doctor’s previously established love of submissive role playing and genital piercing under the rug. There’s some brief nods to it here and there, for the die hard fans, but you have to pay close attention to pick up on them.

this reminds me of my favorite insult of all time from the mighty ducks when they call banks a ‘cake eater’

I later learned that this was an actual thing that kids in Minneapolis would call the kids from wealthy suburbs

how do you even pluralize it?

Well, no way was that expected. A British person coming over and using something from First Nations peoples for their own purpose and potential profit? Inconceivable!

I never knew that me and Leo had so much in common. And by so much I mean we both like cookies.

I honestly don’t see how denying service to “gay people” and denying service to a “gay wedding” are at all different.

It’s very simple: gay people pay taxes, your church does not.

Sweden is the one where they ride polar bears.

No, no, I’m on board with that. I mean, it has to be attached to just the right person, but in that event, would do.

My Norwegian grandmother still hates the Swedes for being neutral and allowing the Nazis to march through to Norway.

I’m a bear, so kinda redundant.

Our army is about as terrifying and impressive as a sleeping chihuahua. But we’ll try our best! I’ll gather the entire army, should be at least 10 guys or so, and swing by America tomorrow.

Do you mean ius primae noctis?