I wish I could sit down with every person who believes it’s not the role of government to provide parental leave and tell them about how wonderful materinity leave in Quebec was for my wife and I — a full year, decent pay, weekly nurse visits for the first few months. I know the response would be something about…

+ 1 to Papua New Guinea. They have no Donald Trump who may be President.

So even North Korea has paid maternity leave? (or at least claims to)

When an old Polish-American Jewish guy can’t say “ghetto”, you realize how much times have changed.

I thought Chloe retweeted Bette calling her out on slut shaming in defense of Kim ? So confused.

The best response was from some guy on Twitter who said if Kim really wants to shock everyone, she should post a picture of herself reading a book.

Scheisskopf

poo-dophile !!?!

One of Ensign Ro’s relatives maybe?

Sounds like a frat. Probably has as much cheap beer and pizza too.

Consider yourself lucky that you barely heard it...I work retail and that along with “Dear Future Husband” are played at least twice in an 8 hour shift. Although I do like the edited version of “All About That Bass” that they play a little more than the radio one.

Mine either.

If only there were a Tinder for quirky *smart people*, with insight + empathy, who read and human more than they mirrorgaze + treadmill?

(Nerdlr?)

Keep working on it! I’m really proud of how my daughter is turning out. It definitely takes work.

My teenager fell in love with it for a hot minute and I had the same reaction. Then she really listened to the lyrics and hasn't played it since. Such a relief.

Do yourself a favor and listen to these covers. They redeem it.

When I first heard it I thought the chorus was catchy, so I decided to try listening to the whole thing.

That’s terrible. I can mail u some Xanax.

“an angry song! More hip hop, more urban! Let’s go!”

Da f*ck?
those phrases //=// Meghan Trainor