I hate watched it. Snickered a few times. Appreciated seeing John Stamos. Reflected on Jodie Sweetin’s boobies and thought the baby was the CUTEST THING.

I’m laughing so hard at this. You win at the comments today.

And in America, that’s *expensive* care.

Seriously. It made me think of the movie Scanners.

Word jokes!!! A+

I think the aide was trying to “defuse” rather than “diffuse” the situation.

Now, I'm imagining him pushing him off the tower.

Ah man, we have got some serious facial expressions breaking containment at the end of this thing...

And freaking easy to make.

(personally I love calzones, because they are all the cheese and as little sauce as you want)

What was he thinking? Vice President.

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

My mom is fond of saying, “Money can’t buy class or taste” and it’s proven allll the time.

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

Calvin and Hobbes was the best. I like the one where Spaceman Spiff is being taken off by aliens to be debriefed. Little do they know that spiff doesn’t wear briefs! Bill Waterson was so clever.

I’d go with the melting snowmen that are all clutching End of the World themed signs.

WHY DO PEOPLE WITH SO MUCH MONEY HAVE SUCH SHITTY TATTOOOOOOOS

Oh lol.. Polygamy fascinates me to no end so I was excited to bug you with invasive personal questions.