...My dad cooks for us because the women work in my family. Dad wouldn’t come out of the kitchen for this asshole. (Dad is retired so he has the time to cook for us.)

There are sweaters for turtles.

Guys, no joke my drunk alter ego is named Flossie. It literally me in 80 years.

Thank you, Ashley.

This going to be a thing, now? Okay.

More insufferable than Kanye. Never thought I'd see the day.

I threw up in my mouth a little...who am I kidding?!?!?!? It was a lot. And Sally Mustang....rilly?!?!?

Who has to fuck the goat?

#NotAllDoughnuts

Seriously, how fucking dismissive is it to this woman to say that she looks like a child?

Less makeup and natural lighting makes young ladies look their actual age.

Whatever pokes at your insecurities is bad then?

Yes. She looks like a 20 year old. She’s a beautiful young woman.

That’s fair. I’m approaching that, but to me she just looked like a 20-year-old made-up to look a bit younger, I guess. Not actually 13.

Can we not tell adult women they look like children? She has big eyes and a small nose, but she does not look like a child.

20 years old is too young to do a sexy pose for a sexy magazine?

She’s 28. In what world does she look 13?

I like to treat myself to a “Sorry Men Suck” cake every Wednesday. Also known as just “cake”.

Honest question : can Trump even think.???

That Gellar/Blair kiss though...launched a million boners.