Oh he is very handsome, I should know. I am a lady shark.

He seems nice.

aaaaand now I’m singing “No, I don’t want no shrubs, a shrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me....”

I don’t know about any of this, but on a picture compare to Amber, Kim looks dead inside.

Words won’t do for this...

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

Is it weird to say that The Pope is very good at smiling?

Don’t scare me like that!

Shut the hell up!

Like yours isn’t.

I was about to say the same thing. If this guy didn’t have a gun, he would have used a knife. Make all weapons illegal and he would have used a broken piece of glass with one end wrapped in cloth.

Agreed.

So fucking sick of men with guns who can’t take “no” for an answer.

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

I hate the Midwest. And I live there.

Yeah man. The Lakota know what’s up.

The entire Midwest is the very worst thing to ever happen. LITERALLY.

Disgusting behavior on the part of Landers. The only way to fix these issues is to continue to be VERY vocal when this kind of thing happens.