check out their hands and you’ll know if they’ve been chopping wood or blogging

LMAO TIL that I’m a Lumberjack (shaved the beard off for professional reasons, though).

This is the best description of the dating scene in Austin I’ve ever seen.

LOL fucking truth.

Personality really does make all of the difference. My wife is exactly the opposite of my physical “type” — which would be dark-haired, short, and waifish; she’s blonde, tall, and thickly built — but that doesn’t matter nearly as much as having somebody whose personality and life goals and philosophy and attitude mesh…

I DEFINITELY have a type that catches my eye when I see them - namely tall, dark hair, beard, broad shoulders, looks like he could chop wood and then toss me over his shoulder and take me to bed. That being said, only a handful of men I’ve ever dated look like that. It’s just what I find initially aesthetically…

My type is transparent poeple. That’s why it looks like I’m alone all the time.

If your “type” is your race alone... you’re a racist. By definition.

They’re popular...because people won’t stop talking about them.

I absolutely agree, with the caveat that I do think that all institutions with real material authority over people (and anything else imposing restrictions on non-consenting people) should be secular in nature.

I personally would be less happy if everyone agreed with you. Everyone should agree with me

Not judging at all, if that’s what you’re suggesting. My question wasn’t rhetorical - I honestly don’t know.

Or Vineyard Vines.

Abercrombie & Fitch, haters of large people

American Eagle? Too low brow.

Also,

Maybe pack some air freshener in your bindle?

I briefly went to school with the whole population of Privilegeport.

“Oh MUFFY, how gauche, they don’t even summer in the Hamptons! Cretins!”

Vineyard vines