“one total, as if you were buying a sweater at Brooks Brothers.”

That’s like, the WASPiest, rich person phrase anyone has ever uttered.

I give you all the stars in Gawkersphere...and my virginity as well.

[looks for fly-swatter]

It’s a Tribble!

I appreciate that when asked, “What do you want me to do?”
The guy said, “UM” instead of “IT’S A FUCKING BEAR I DON’T KNOW YOU COULD DO WHAT I’M DOING WHICH IS JUST CONSTANTLY SHITTING AND PEEING BECAUSE THERE’S A BEAR LUMBERING AROUND LOOKING FOR SOME CHILDREN OR MATH TO EAT.”
“UM” is far more dignified.

ALSO! I’m…

Or just be like Homn, and be drunk and gong-ringy. Mmm, spacedrunkweee.

“Rape apologism manifests itself in infinite forms: we define it as any discourse that refers to sexual assault as anything other than what it is— unacceptable and appalling abuse. The statement recently shared [below] is, unfortunately, rife with apologism and we do not condone it or the violence it describes,”

I laughed in spite of myself. +1

Court also has daughters that he didn’t know about—with Theron on board.

She’s like Dafoe in Platoon...

I feel so bad because she’s just a baby but that bottom third of shots is just the devil. I cannot stop laughing. It’s the way she just looks like she’s about to DIIIIIEEEE that I cannot take. So cute. Poor heart.

That 4th picture is amazing! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying!

oh my god

Fixed.

I was saying Boo-urns....

It’s actually quartz monzonite...

Or, as was taught in nearby middle schools, “we take Stone Mountain for granite, but it’s really gneiss”.

It’s Jesus’s countertop.

Racists Gonna Race.