boo.

stone mountain, it should be noted, is completely fucking bananas

I don’t see a ring on his finger.

They could go on double dates with Kimye.

Material?

I don’t know... she already used Shake it Off...

Been wanting to use this gif for ages. Thank you!

She’s doin it, and doin it well.

Dude I’d totes ship Aziz/ J-Law.

This gives her just enough time to write an entire album dedicated to what a terrible person Calvin Harris is, produce it and market it to her fans before she finds the next famous person to date and then find a reason to both dump and hate enough to write an album about. Lather, rinse, repeat.

I love that she’s really wailing on it after a while, too. Bess ain’t taking no shit.

I love when the dude steps in like, “Let me handle this little lady...” Nope!

Poor Bess Truman! They forgot to prepare her bottle for easy breakage.

Well it doesn’t help that there at least two posts about them on here every day either. It’s like the elephant in the room sometimes.

But they seem soooooooo niiiiiiiiiiiiice narcissssiiticccc!!!!

All things of Pop Culture shall pass. Don’t get too pissed off about them in the process.

When she tripped in front of them at Award Show™ I wondered if she was making a statement, but then she added that she was just trying to make them laugh and called herself a fan. So I’m not sure how she feels?

Wow, the good old days.

It baffles the mind that this is legal - that somewhere in the constitution there wasn’t a provision against shit like this. That said, the Supreme Court did pass Citizens United, so I guess it’s the entire system that supports this utter insanity.