No, it’s fine, I clawed my eyes out so everything is OK now.

In third grade trip on a to an apple orchard I bit into a bee. After it stung me on the lip. By the time we got back to school my top lip was resting on my chin. And my new nickname was Randbee (3rd grader humor not being all that sophisticated)

Its not a bug, its a lizard.

She is such a babe.

Excuse me she has an excellent flagging career

Demi Lovato flicked my vagina.

I saw this last night in IMAX 3D and I TOTALLY agree with this review. I was ready to walk out in the first half hour, so annoying was Joseph Gordon Levitt... but then it shifted into being an amazing film that I was totally captivated by. This is absolutely not a film to rent, if you’re going to see it, see it in the…

It’s so cliche when people who knew a murderer say things like “But he was so nice! We’re in shock!” so I love instead when people are like, “yep actually he totally sucked.”

My boyfriend is a little disappointed with all this. He likes gun as a hobby and goes to gun ranges with his brothers and stuff. But even he admits that this country would be better if they took our guns.

This guy is like a dream board of traits that every person can blame for being particularly violent.

Me too. I eat too much ice cream and talk to my dog, but it never occurred to me to shoot anyone.

I mean, I tend to be an isolated weirdo but I’m not about to murder people for kicks.

If anyone is good at holding multiple opposite viewpoints at one time, it’s a conservative Republican.

I don’t understand how you can both hate organized religion and be a big fan of the highly organized and highly Catholic IRA.

Maybe drugs would have helped.

Drugs are definitely playing some sort of role here

I could kind of see him trying to pull a Joaquin IM CRAZY NOW moment just to get people to be remotely interested in him. I feel like even though he’s Spider-Man no one really cares about him as an actor?

Meh. Everyone has an off day, but I think it would have been smart for him to just prepare some answers to likely questions beforehand and get on with it. There are actors who can get away with being difficult because they bring so much otherwise to a project, but I’d be sort of surprised if Andrew Garfield is one of…

Spot on. Every person on Earth has the right to feel sad once in a while, to feel useless, to wail against the futility of it all.

I saw another interview with him on the local news just yesterday, and he was very thoughtful and intelligent with his answers. He’s probably just tired as fuck and got cranky-pants. Been there. I feel you Andy! Get a haircut though, for serious.