She’s going to get bombarded with hate from misogynistic assholes. To that, all I can offer is this:

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got
Set them free at the break of dawn
Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base bugs in the software
Flash the message, something’s out there
Floating in the summer sky
99 hate balloons go by

99 hate balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells it’s…

This is tutu cute.

My doctor told me I need more toxins, so this wouldn’t be good for me anyway.

I’m just glad that genocidal psychopath will finally be gone.

Just goes to show that any business with the word “Castle” in it generally sucks.

Which means within a month one of them will be dead. :-(

Okay, they are apparently 22 and 20. Still, the looks range is pretty wide.

Seriously. She looks 12 and he looks 30 at least. Blech. And call the cops?

I always called it “petting the mole rat.”

The lobster is actually their unicorn. Or narwhal, if you will.

But supposedly it was “totally consensual!”

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

Neither did Trump’s mother, unfortunately.

“Investigators speculate that the man was killed by accidental electrocution.”

Preferably July.

Well, breast of us, anyway.

He’ll need a consolation prize after he loses, so eight months at most.

I’m glad they were able to retriever him.

“But some employees didn’t seem to mind the cough-inducing makeup particles. One wrote, “[the factory is] a great place to learn new things.”