Is a kumquat okay?

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God creates man.

He really isn’t. He looks permanently stoned. How is that appealing?

Gators gonna gait.

Golf has hole-in-ones, sand traps, and water hazards (lol).

It’s okay to play, fucking boring to watch. Almost as much as baseball.

As much of an inconvenience as this was, it sounds like it was easily Remydied.

Batman v Superman: The Female Part’s A Little Underwritten.

Are you sure? I didn’t say please. Or in French, c’est vous plane.

He just wanted to do yoga on the go...go-ga.

That’s some damned fine punning, Ms. Merlan.

5th. But I lived in Ohio.

Now that’s just impressive. I would totally eat pizza with chopsticks, simply for the sheer challenge of the endeavor.

*shakes head sadly*

I was going to include Pennsylvania, Alaska, Michigan, Maryland, New Mexico and Florida but those are kinda gray areas.

*offer not valid in Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Ohio, Tennessee, Missouri, Indiana, Wisconsin, Iowa, Arkansas, Louisiana, Utah, Texas, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Montana, and Idaho.

No, even smaller. There are tiny tiny ones, smaller than kumquats even.

I speak bigly, but I have a soft —