Okay now it makes sense. I'm not a Minaj fan so I didn't know. I thought he just made some random thing up.

What the hell is “Truffle Butter”?

Yeah. The tiny ones.

Come on now, who wouldn’t want to get frisky in an oversized coffin?

“Now, if your police kill dark-skinned people for no reason, that we are cool with. Because obviously we can’t judge.”

If what she says about him is true, the laundry is really dirty.

It is pretty depressing...

#YesAllDragons

He's not even that smart. He throws an idea out there and people far smarter than him make it actually happen.

OUCH.

“Fuck. Not again...”

• “If you were my employee, I would fire you,” said Elon Musk to his ex-wife.

I would, but I'm allergic. My apollengies.

Remember everyone: no noose is good noose.

I always knew the intolerance of conservatives was second to nun.

She’ll get better work sooner or litter.

Stealing anything in North Korea is ottoly stupid.

I imagine that pisses you off...

No matter who wins in November, the First Couple won't look a fraction as good as the Obamas.