Aww nuts. Or should I say balls?

The lyrics are amazing.

So, so, so many groundings.

Full disclosure: I was Butters growing up. I'm not even exaggerating.

Muah-ha-ha.

Mine will always be the ninja episode, followed by Warcraft.

I did.

Seems apt in this instance.

“That’s bad.”

She was just luring him into a false sense of security. Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer.

“Oh, that’s bad.”

Can I go home now?

1. Both. She doesn’t discriminate.

I look forward to reading her follow up, He Had It Coming (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Kill Scalia).

Just goes to show; use Snapchat and all you’ll get is pictures of dicks.

And then you ate him. How many Mister Cannibal Sharks’ cartilaginous bones currently litter the floor of your ocean home?

The key is to not give up when things get tough. Waaaaay too many people make that mistake. Humans aren’t perfect. We will fuck up from time to time, sometimes majorly. But as long as we are always at least willing to become better and take steps in that direction, sticking with it is good.

The thing is, I wouldn’t even get a reply usually.

Sounds like a winner to me.