“Investigators speculate that the man was killed by accidental electrocution.”

Preferably July.

Well, breast of us, anyway.

He’ll need a consolation prize after he loses, so eight months at most.

I’m glad they were able to retriever him.

“But some employees didn’t seem to mind the cough-inducing makeup particles. One wrote, “[the factory is] a great place to learn new things.”

Is a kumquat okay?

You might want to try scrolling through the headlines.

God creates man.

He really isn’t. He looks permanently stoned. How is that appealing?

Gators gonna gait.

Golf has hole-in-ones, sand traps, and water hazards (lol).

It’s okay to play, fucking boring to watch. Almost as much as baseball.

As much of an inconvenience as this was, it sounds like it was easily Remydied.

Batman v Superman: The Female Part’s A Little Underwritten.

Are you sure? I didn’t say please. Or in French, c’est vous plane.

He just wanted to do yoga on the go...go-ga.

That’s some damned fine punning, Ms. Merlan.

5th. But I lived in Ohio.

Now that’s just impressive. I would totally eat pizza with chopsticks, simply for the sheer challenge of the endeavor.