*shakes head sadly*

I was going to include Pennsylvania, Alaska, Michigan, Maryland, New Mexico and Florida but those are kinda gray areas.

*offer not valid in Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Ohio, Tennessee, Missouri, Indiana, Wisconsin, Iowa, Arkansas, Louisiana, Utah, Texas, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Montana, and Idaho.

No, even smaller. There are tiny tiny ones, smaller than kumquats even.

I speak bigly, but I have a soft —

Okay now it makes sense. I'm not a Minaj fan so I didn't know. I thought he just made some random thing up.

What the hell is “Truffle Butter”?

Yeah. The tiny ones.

Come on now, who wouldn’t want to get frisky in an oversized coffin?

“Now, if your police kill dark-skinned people for no reason, that we are cool with. Because obviously we can’t judge.”

If what she says about him is true, the laundry is really dirty.

It is pretty depressing...

#YesAllDragons

He's not even that smart. He throws an idea out there and people far smarter than him make it actually happen.

OUCH.

“Fuck. Not again...”

• “If you were my employee, I would fire you,” said Elon Musk to his ex-wife.

I would, but I'm allergic. My apollengies.

Remember everyone: no noose is good noose.