I always knew the intolerance of conservatives was second to nun.

She’ll get better work sooner or litter.

Stealing anything in North Korea is ottoly stupid.

I imagine that pisses you off...

No matter who wins in November, the First Couple won't look a fraction as good as the Obamas.

Aww nuts. Or should I say balls?

The lyrics are amazing.

So, so, so many groundings.

Full disclosure: I was Butters growing up. I'm not even exaggerating.

Muah-ha-ha.

Mine will always be the ninja episode, followed by Warcraft.

I did.

Seems apt in this instance.

“That’s bad.”

She was just luring him into a false sense of security. Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer.

“Oh, that’s bad.”

Can I go home now?

1. Both. She doesn’t discriminate.